Share the best GIFs now >>> What they didn't realise was that that train was the last train and thus they end up camping in the woods. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and they have a very uncomfortable encounter in the showers!From Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere Season 1 Episode 4: After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. It's [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. * BlandNameProduct: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like "Big Bob's Beans" and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan. We find out in this episode that Max's full name is Maxwell Bygraves, a jokey reference to the veteran British entertainer Max Bygraves. Max and Paddy Quotes on Twitter: "I'm Raymond 'The bastard?' Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. * [[spoiler: LukeIAmYourFather: Averted. He wanted Phil 'The Pastie' Murphy to play the portly soldier in love with Max's mother. * RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by ''Series/MrsBrownsBoys'' actor Brendan O'Caroll. Stars Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness and Lisa Hammond. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Kay and McGuinness themselves sang it in the opening sequences of episodes 2 to 6. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere - British Comedy Guide '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere: With Peter Kay, Paddy McGuinness, Lisa Hammond, Tony Mooney. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. What Shows Have Been Renewed or Canceled. Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. * DepravedDwarf: Subverted by Max's dwarf girlfriend, Tina, who's very much one of the nicest characters in the series. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Written by and starring Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness, this six-part comedy/drama series is the story of clueless Phoenix Club bouncers Max (Kay) and Paddy (McGuinness), as they escape clubland in their prized motor-home and take to the open highway. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Wikipedia Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles Charlies Anals]] DVD. They agree to let Shannon, who is looking for his estranged son, hitch a ride around. * HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four thats both intentional and accidental. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. The pair arrive in London where Max finds that his old school friend Kevin Wolfston, known as the Wolfster, is holding a 40th birthday party. [1] A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. History for Series/MaxAndPaddysRoadToNowhere - TV Tropes * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. * CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people, changed who can see it or it's been deleted. A chase eventually ensues through the services and along a motorway tunnel bridge, and Shannon shoots Paddy in the bottom. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. Max and Paddy by Ann Jordan - Dailymotion After hi-jacking a school bus, the boys are sent to prison and play up their tough image in an attempt for survival. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him. They are left vulnerable and exposed as their fellow criminals realise there are no gold or diamonds, and certainly no cannibalism. * LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag. Menu. Line # Series/MaxAndPaddysRoadToNowhere - TV Tropes In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). ]]\, '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. * FatAndSkinny: Max and Paddy respectively. How many kids does Christine McGuinness have? * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. Raymond (The Bastard) 1 episode, 2004 Dean Stephens . * IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face. It doesn't leave. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. She doesn't appear to be doing that anymore. * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prisons exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddys cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? * NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:Granted, Brian Potter's only a "hero" by loose definition, but he ends up outing Max and Paddy as harmless bouncers instead of hardcore gangsters by appealing for their release from prison on TV.]]. Elsewhere Paddy's love of pornography is mentioned quite frequently. * AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. The pair are now in prison after the school bus siege. He points the gun at Max who tells him he needs help. Guest starring Graham Walker of The Grumbleweeds. Before Billy can pull the trigger, Paddy recovers and renders him unconscious with a traffic cone. The staff, however get punished as well as Brian, at the end of Episode 4. The 'Row Row Row Your Boat' sequence on the bus is borrowed from Dirty Harry, and in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's Brewery bitter. This leads to several arguments, especially when they realise the television doesn't have any speakers. Shortly after the series, the two characters starred in their own fitness video entitled "Max & Paddy: The Power of Two", which features a cameo from Brian. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. He just forces Max to shake his hand. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. Rating: 7.60/10 (avg out of 3450 votes) Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Airs: Friday. Raymond the bastard - YouTube Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Doesn't take long before they try selling it. The series showed both characters going around Britain in a campervan and sees them getting into some trouble. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? ** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre. The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddys paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. As is. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Peter Kay's Britain's Got the Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice, "Max and Paddy are coming back as star reveals there's plenty of life left in the show", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Max_and_Paddy%27s_Road_to_Nowhere&oldid=1151380443, This page was last edited on 23 April 2023, at 17:52. Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles "Charlie's Anals"]] DVD. He also begins a strong dislike for Paddy Because Paddy took Billys Job When Billy Went To Prison for 5 Years. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is Channel 4 Brit Com spun-off from the popular comedy Phoenix Nights that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max ( Peter Kay) and Paddy (Paddy McGuinness) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final They have a change of heart though and head back to the farm to reclaim their 100. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. [1], His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Facebook. * CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. Today at 2:34 AM Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. Paddy doesn't. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]. However, the child, a 10-year-old boy called Daniel, is actually Max's son. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. He's a bog-standard white man. After a stint in a porn film (a film called Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory - a gay porn parody of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory) leaves Paddy humiliated, the campervan breaks down in the Midlands. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Paddy is an idealistic wide boy obsessed with sex, pornography and food. ** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club (expect Brian) in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. ** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four. * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bustin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. Max convinces him the best thing to do is make the other prisoners believe they are not just two silly doormen, but genuine big-league gangsters called 'The Phoenix Twins'. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. * ChekhovsGunman: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. They soon discover though that he's obsessed with Max ("Not in a gay way" he claims), and detests Paddy because Paddy took Billys job when Billy went to prison. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonEpisode: Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three. Tina finally gets the duo out, but now before a payback for Potter Is due. They still end up in cells next door to each other though. Although the series was broadcast two years after Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the plot is set immediately after the events of the previous series. After eventually realising what was going on, the three of them are caught in a chase in a service station, during which Billy shoots Paddy in the bottom. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of Series/PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them. * ChekhovsGunman / EarlyBirdCameo: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. After Max shows an incredulous Paddy his notebook filled with childlike drawings of a television programme he's invented called "Magnet and Steel", the pair reluctantly decide to sleep rough in the woods. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff(the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. For a cut of the money, he allows them to live in a cell with Sky+. Theyre generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. What does he do? * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as youd expect, a bastard. -->And we dont take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. * CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend. * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Click here to login or here to sign up. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Phoenix Nights Wiki After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. After knocking down a cow in the countryside, Max and Paddy approach who they believe to be the farmer and ask for compensation. Following on from the hi-jacking, Max and Paddy are now serving time at Her Majesty's Pleasure. * WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. He's not. Max is the older and more level-headed of the two, roughly 40 years old, and usually pretending to have more life experience than he has actually had, including a stint in the army. They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). He has also appeared in Coronation Street and Emmerdale. * {{GassHole}}: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Raymond the Bastard - King of Negotiating | The art - Facebook He's not. With Shannon now unconscious and arrested, Max and Paddy slip away from a police lecture - due to the fact that earlier in the episode they cut down a speed camera - and drive-off into the night. Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. ]], * JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise. Career His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. ** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]. * StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe. He was tunnelling towards the next cell. Also the farmer isn't very happy about the two killing one of his cows. Can't find a movie or TV show? Its [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]]. Well? * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as. * ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]. [citation needed]. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 100 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! Walsh works as a voice actor and has appeared in a number of radio productions for BBC Radio 4. Raymond the - No Context Max and Paddy - Facebook Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about. Raymond the bastard frankbutcher1878 59 videos 227 views Last updated on Dec 6, 2022 Play all Shuffle 1 4:15 Calvin Harris - Blame ft. John Newman Calvin Harris 814M views 8 years ago 2 4:15. * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. ]], * MacGyvering: When Max and Paddy refuse to pay an extortionate repair fee for the motorhome; [[spoiler: they break into the garage where it's being held, build a battering ram out of ladders and oil drums, fix it to the roof of the motorhome, and bust their way out of the garage.]]. Create new account. What? The first farmer (Graham Walker) that Max and Paddy meet is one of The Grumbleweeds. ]], ** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them set up by Brian is seen one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix . Paddy is forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. * AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money.
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